Morning migraine-A 1 woman play

Migraine-GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!
Head-Wha-Ouch! Not cool Migraine. Not cool at all.
Migraine-HI! GOOD MORNING!
Brain-Shhhhhh. That hurts Head, Migraine.
Migraine-REALLY?!?!?!?!
Brain/Head-Yes!
Alarm clock-MORNING!! MORNING!!! TIME TO WAKE UP! LET'S WAKE UP! WAKE UP! TIME FOR WORK! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH! START YOUR DAY! GET UP!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!! UP UP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
Brain-Calm down alarm clock! Arm, why can't you find Alarm clock?
Arm-I'm trying, just gimme...Found Alarm clock! Shhhh Alarm clock, go back to sleep.
Ears-Thank God
Migraine-I like Alarm clock.
Brain-Go away Migraine.
Migraine-Ummmmm...NO! You haven't missed me?
Brain-Can't say we have.
Migraine-That hurts my feelings Brain. I noticed you've been avoiding me for the last week. I've tried to come around but you keep taking medicine and stuff. So I decided to try first thing.
Brain-If I hurt your feelings then you should go away and not come back.
Migraine-I will spend the day with you and make you love me.
Brain-Sounds like it's time for medicine.
Migraine-?
Brain-That's right MEDICINE!
*Migraine punches Brain in the brain stem
Brain-Yes,time for medicine FOR SURE.
Migraine-Whatever, I'm not going anywhere.
Stomach-I'm not into this medicine idea
Brain-What's wrong Stomach?
Stomach-Eh. Not feeling so hot. Don't really feel like holding anything right now.
Brain-That's Migraine's fault. If we take medicine then Migraine may go away.
Stomach-Still not into it but do what you've got to do.
Brain-Body, off to the kitchen!
Body-K (sits up in bed)
Head-WHOA BODY! SLOWLY TO THE KITCHEN!
Migraine-Remember me and you, and you and me, no matter how you toss the dice, it's meant to be!
Stomach-This sucks. I really feel like shit.
Brain-I know Stomach. I'm not feeling so hot either. Legs, what's your problem?! Straight lines please.
Legs-I am!
Brain-Sigh. Ok. Just get to the kitchen.
Migraine-The only one for me is you...
Eyes-Why is the fridge light so bright?! Where's the medicine Brain? Where'd we leave it?
Brain-Crap! Eyes, I think I told Body to leave it in the purse. Legs, go to the purse.
Legs-Make up your mind Brain.
Brain-Shut it. I'm not in the mood.
Legs-Pfffffttt
Migraine-And you for me!
Eyes-Purse is really dark.
Brain-Don't worry Eyes. Hands, dig around at the bottom. That's where everything goes.
Hands-Cool...found medicine!
Brain-SWEET! Open it hands!
Hands-k
Brain-Legs, we need to go back to the kitchen for water.
Legs-on it
Brain-Hands, pour some water please
Hands-k
*Body then takes medicine and drinks water
Migraine-La la lalalalalala la la la la!
Brain-Alright. Lets get ready for work Body
Head-Fuck you
Brain-HEAD I SAID-
Head-FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Migraine-LA LA LA LALALA LA LA LA LALALALALALA! WISH I KNEW HOW THIS SONG WEEEEEEENNNNTTTTTTT!
Brain-Quiet Migraine! Ok. We'll go lay down for a bit alright Head?
Head-Sounds good
Brain-Body, let's lay down
Migraine-AND SOMETHING ELSE, AND MORE WORDS HERE!
Brain-Quiet Migraine
Throat-Water please
Brain-Throat, what's wrong?
Throat-Water please
Brain-Yeah, I got that the first time. Why do you need water?
Throat-Ummm, I kinda hurt. Need water.
Brain-Why didn't you say so when we were in the kitchen?
Throat-Shrug
Brain-Is it soooooo bad that we need to get back up? Head wants to rest for a little while.
Throat-(mocking tone) Head wants to rest for a little while :P
Brain-Throat, be nice
Throat-I want water!
Brain-I'm making an executive decision. No water right now Throat. If you didn't need it in the kitchen, you must not need it that badly. You'll just have to deal.
Throat-:P
Migraine-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
Head-Ugh
Stomach-Ugh
Brain-SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Calm down Migraine.
Migraine-:D
Brain-Head, we've got to get up and get ready for work.
Head-Um you know, I'm just really not down for that.
Eyes-I'm with Head. I'd like to keep the lids down for, oh, 5 or 6 more hours. It's kinda bright in here.
Brain-Eyes, the light's not even on!
Eyes-The sun is on.
Brain-Eyes it's-
Eyes-THE. SUN. IS. ON.
Head-Yeah Brain! The SUN is on.
Stomach-Yeah Brain! Whatever they said!
Migraine-Yay sun! YAY YAY SUN! Brain, you should tell Body to open the blinds! More sun!
Brain-Sigh. Fine. Eyes, you're going to have to look at the phone though. We have to tell everyone we're not coming in.
Eyes-ummmmmm, phone is bright.
Brain-Not as bright as the sun. Tough it out.
Eyes-SIIIIIIIIIGH. Fine.
Fingers-Texting is hard!
Brain-Just make it make sense
Fingers-They can probably read that. What do you think Eyes?
Eyes-Phone is bright
Brain-Fingers, I think that was ok. Don't worry about Eyes, they don't feel like being too helpful today.
Eyes-I heard that. Can we close now?
Brain-Yes.
Eyes-Brain, would you tell Arms to wrap the blanket around Head? The sun is on.
Brain-FINE. Arms... get to it.
Arms-k
Migraine-...The only one for me is you and you for me SO HAPPY TOGEEEEEEEEEEETHEEEEEEEER!!!
Brain-Migraine, now is really not the time. You made us call in, that should be enough for now ok?
Migraine-Bah bah bababababababa babababa!
Brain-Sleep?
Sleep-What's up?
Brain-Can you come over?
Sleep-I was just there a little while ago!
Brain-I know, but Migraine woke us up.
Sleep-So?
Brain-Well, we took some medicine, but I don't know if it's going to work and Migraine is upsetting everyone. We had to call into work because Migraine is being so obnoxious.
Sleep-Oh I see how it is.
Brain-What do you mean?
Sleep-You only want me around when you need me. When being awake is inconvenient for you.
Brain-Sleep, what are you talking about?
Sleep-What am I talking about? How about all the times I come around and you try to make me leave? You ignore me! Or worse, you tell me to go away! That happens, oh, LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Brain-Sleep, you know we like you. Really, we love you. But Body has a job to do and she can't do it if you're around is all.
Sleep-Ummm hummm. Whatever Brain.
Brain-It's true! Body, tell Sleep!
Body-I feel like shit
Brain-(stern Mom voice) Body...
Body-Sleep, can't work with you around. But we do love you. Migraine made us not work today. We can hang out all day if you want.
Brain-See Sleep? We love you!
Sleep-Sigh. Alright. Give me a bit. I'll be over.